I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?