wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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