i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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