Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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