There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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