I think I won the penis lottery.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize