And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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