i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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