Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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