Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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