you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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