I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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