Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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