I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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