it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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