this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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