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(647): View more from Ontario

Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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(540): View more from Virginia

there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber

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(562): View more from California

youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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(620): View more from Kansas

He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

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Vomiting outside the employee entrance

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(210): View more from Texas

If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!

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