1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Still dying that you shit outside
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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