Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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