chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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