where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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