My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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