If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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