let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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