i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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