Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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