my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
did you just send me my own nude
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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