hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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