if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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