Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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