piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.