Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Found the puke drawer
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world