who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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