nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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