I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
NoShamevember. You game?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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