dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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