Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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