We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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