My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
