i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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