"it" just moved
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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