OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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