We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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