The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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