So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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