so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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