I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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