so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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