do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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