do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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