I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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