So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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