# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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