if you like me you must not know who I am
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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