I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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