just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
There are leaves in my underwear?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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