gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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